I Knew It

"You'd be surprised at how much time is devoted to discussion of you when you're not around. People are intrigued, concerned, irritated, fascinated--even obsessed--with the things that you do.  I don't mention it so you can start giving a shit about what they're talking about--it's irrelevant, at least in terms of substance.  But you ought to know that they're doing it.  Since your friends are likely to jump to conclusions or make surreal group decisions about you this week.  I'd rather you not be too surprised when they announce them.  If you're prepared, you'll be able to handle whatever ridiculousness with grace and dignity, instead of the flip-out they're probably expecting."